My own planet

I want my own planet and this is how it should be:

A planet which is “Unrealistically Ideal”!!

Where the air is soo clean you can actually smell the flowers that are a mile away,

Where you have discounts running all throughout the year.
Where one gets to sleep to one’s heart’s content
Where you get great food, that too for free
Where there are roads with no traffic jams

Where you don’t have to suck up to your boss to get on top
Where you don’t get the bashing for a mistake that the client does.
Where you don’t have to meet any deadline, in fact there aren’t no deadline at all!
Where we don’t have to deal with office bitches.
Where you get your salary at the end of the month irrespective of the number of days you have actually worked.


Where all those good looking, great smelling guys aren’t gays and get to flirt with them to your heart’s content.
Where you can eat all the chocolate you want without having to worry about putting on even an ounce of weight.
Where you don’t have to worry about learning how to cook, because all the guys would already know how to!
Where every girl has the perfect figure to carry of that little black dress!!

HMM...